By Emman Cena
November 26, 2006
A 21

Indeed, only heavens could have planned it so well for the the instrument engineer who left the Philippines in August 2001 to work abroad. The move did not fail Batjay. In fact, it hit him big.
From the widely read blog which was bestowed “The Blogger of the Year” in 2004, he has taken the leap. His blog is now making rounds in bookstores nationwide via “Kwentong Tambay: Mga Kwento ng isang sira-ulong Overseas Filipino,” a 144-paged book which chronicles his life as a Pinoy OFW in Singapore and in the Orange Country, places he had been to for work.
Pinoy humor
Replete with the greenest of jokes, cringing punchlines and very earthy Pinoy humor, the book is based on selected entries of his blog which he started writing in September 2001. The blog (http://www.kwentongtambay.nicanordavid.com/), he says, was born out of loneliness from living abroad when he was just a struggling OFW newbie in the Lion City.
“It was my first time living abroad and one of the ways I coped was to write about how my life was, living in a strange land,” says Batjay who spent most of his life in Antipolo City, a place he fondly calls the Land of Kasoy, Suman and Hinulugang Taktak.Batjay had his share of the usual fits of tussles a newbie OFW gets in any foreign land.
The blessings came not handy to him, he says. Starting out, he first rented a space in the red light district of Geylang in Singapore before finding a decent home later on. Months were spent in misery and loneliness and blogging was the only thing he knew could make him forget that he was miles away from his loved ones.
“It was also some sort of sanity checking,” Batjay says of his blog which is some sort of a joke book where each quip and bawdy joke could always bring a smile to any reader.
But soon the dreaded time of waiting was to put to an end when he was joined by his wife Theresa Hazel Ramirez first in Geylang, Singapore, then in Southern California four years later when the company Batjay works in agreed to pay for the movement and settlement of the couple.
Batjay says the book was a surprise to Jet, his wife, who also works in a Southern California hospital as a nurse, and also a blogger herself.
“I had to work in secret. She didn’t know the book existed until we got e-mails from people in Manila who were congratulating me for the book,” he tells the Inquirer in an interview.
“I didn’t have any preconceived plans that someday the blog will turn into a book if it becomes popular,” he adds.

The idea of coming up with a book sparked when he got feedback from readers of his blog saying that it would be nice if the blog were turned into a book. That way, he would also be able to reach out to people who don’t have access to the Internet to read his blog.
So the idea moved to bigger plans and the next thing he knew, he was working out a deal with PSICOM, his would-be publisher. But it was definitely hard for the California-based writer-engineer to get things done since the actual work on the book is being done in Manila. But through the help of some friends, “Kwentong Tambay” finally made it in September and was featured in the last International Book Fair in Manila.
After two months of release, the book, Batjay says could be selling well but he doesn’t have the foggiest notion of exact sales.
“It must be selling well because I get a lot of email from readers telling me the book is always out of stock whenever they check the local bookstores. If my publisher will not be able to give me any stats soon, I’ll probably ask my mom’s manghuhula (fortune teller) about the total number of books sold,” he jests in very Batjay-ish antics.
Looking Back
It was indeed accident-made-perfect for the folksy writer-engineer when he left the country five years ago. Batjay says that his migration with his wife Jet was just a “timely accident.”
In 2001, he recalls, his friend offered him a job to work in Singapore with a very good compensation package plus free all expense vacations back home. Lured by the handsome pay and finally getting the chance to tide over his dues in the house he was then building in Antipolo, he settled all his papers and flew in August that year.
“The timing was right. I already had over 12 years of experience working. I felt I have served my country well enough and it was now time to think of my family’s well-being,” the computer engineering graduate from Mapua Institute of Technology says.
Living abroad has changed his quality of life, he says. “I earn 20 times more money here for the same amount of work I had in Manila. I don’t have the apprehensions and fears that I had when we were still based (in Manila). I don’t have to look behind my back when I’m walking in a deserted place. I feel safer,” he says.
But the Philippines will be forever his home saying that people here are funnier “even if they don’t mean to be. And the cost of living is cheaper and the women, he says, are prettier.
He also misses his mother’s menudo, “the traffic congestion in Manila that doesn’t move, Jollibee’s Chicken Joy and takatak ng yosi boy sa kalye.”
No place like home
“We may be based in the fanciest most advanced country in the world but sometimes that just doesn’t matter because the old cliché is true—there is no place like home—says the writer-engineer who adores comedians Letterman and Leno, Seinfeld, Drew Carry and Ray Romano.
Batjay says he wants to be rich and still look handsome even if he gets to be 80 and he feels high getting feedback from people who read his book and blogs.
Asked of his reaction when he knew that Kwentong Tambay is making the rounds of the local bookstores and always sold out, he answers in straightforward antic: “I almost shit in my pants.”
With the release of Kwentong Tambay, people would expect to compare him to Bob Ong, the first Filipino blogger who published his blog into a book. Reached him for his comment, he says he is way cuter and has a better singing voice. “Maybe I am taller and have a better looking butt,” he jests.
Perhaps it’s a dream come true for Batjay who will be home this December for his usual vacation holiday break with wife Jet. But the usual Batjay interceded saying: “It’s a wet dream come true.”